I still don't know, really...
What exactly is my superpower?
My turn!
Your attacks don't work on me—
Min-chan, it's dangerous!
Wait!
Why?
He's the strongest boss in the whole universe!
He'll just tear you in half if you try! Understand?
I've already died once.
Even if I died, I wouldn't give a farty-face.
Yamada...
Holy water...?
It's the fake me...
There is a toilet, after all!
Lucky me! Maybe I still can get back!
Nope, never mind.
Underestimating one's foe is the greatest insult one can give to a warrior.
You are the first and last person to humiliate me so!
Show me...
...your full power, Earth Hero!
You would still underestimate me?
You think you can fuck with me, asshole?
Wash...
My stupid son's pissing on me!
I'm sick of hearing your sexy moans.
Father, forgive me!
Don't kill me! Please!
I don't want to die yet!
What are you going to do?
I'll do anything!
I'll be anyone!
Turn to dust!
Wh-What happened?
See? I'm strong!
Fight for real!
But do I actually even
have any superpowers?
All the enemies just died without me doing anything so far...
I never had superpowers,
and I was never a superhero!
What?
Can you say that in the dialogue font,
not the monologue font? Dialogue!
I'm no hero...
You're the hero of this world!
You're the only one who can beat him!
Min-chan, no!
Get away from here!
Good to see she's a lively one!
No!
Yamada-san!
Who's Yamada?
That was so cool, Yamada-san! You're stronger than me!
Is it the power of the meat he ate?! Damn!
I'm super-macho, thanks to my honey!
They say to never let your guard down, and never shave your balls!
See?
Who the hell is Yamada, anyway?
I've seen through your tricks, Yamada—
It stinks!
You're in the way, Yamada-
From behind, too? Goddamn it!
Are they your helper?
And what is this indescribable scent?
Father, do what you will with the Earth,
but I won't let you hurt Min-chan!
Min-chan, I'll protect you if it costs me my life!
Is that golden stuff what I think it is?
Don't say it...
You would throw aside your claim to the throne,
and fight me for the sake of that girl?
Are you serious?
Fate! Fate!
This is all fate!
I've had enough of your shit, in more ways than one!
Shi! Ri! Metsu! Retsu!
Kan! Zen! Mu! Ketsu!
Great King Kick!
No need for love!
No need for pity!
Crush! Destroy!
Death!
Death! Death!
Yamada!
Mister Yamada!
Please, save Yamada-san!
Now then, Yamada...
By the way, who are you?
No! No! No!
Time for you to die!
Why?
Is it all my fault?
I see.
He was a dataling?
Earthlings, what did you do to him?
Why does he not fear?
Why does he fight?
I possess the most information in the universe,
and Earthlings are the one thing I don't understand.
My son...
Are you going to leave me, too?
I'm done.
I'm going to Hell and taking this place with me.
W-Wait, Yamada-san,
don't be hasty!
Who cares?
Worst he'll get from jumping at this height is some broken bones.
And once he can't move he won't be
able to enjoy the happiness that waits for him.
Shaddup!
What kind of happiness is
there for a guy like me?
Hell if I know,
but as long as you're alive, anything can happen, right?
That's what makes it fun, right?
Oh, I found this out-of-print issue of Teen Girls in School Swimsuits.
Teen Girls in School Swimsuits
Details Here!
You want?
Stupid dad!
Are you trying to save him or kill him?
I found scenes like this in their memory information.
The logical circuitry they're using is completely foreign to me.
But they're always emitting warm signals,
bringing me peace,
and driving me wild!
Then I shall release you from that dream!
Stop it! Stop!
Farewell... Ya...mada...
Wait! Don't go!
Mister Yamada!
Give the two of them back!
Do you want to die, too?
Yamada-san!
I don't want to lose anyone else...
Mister Yamada...
You're going to beat me, right?
All this chaos is my fault.
If my dying will fix it all,
kill me!
So the brave hero of Earth
falls to his knees and begs to surrender?
I told you, I'm no hero,
and I have no superpowers.
I was imagining the whole thing.
All your men died because of me.
If you want revenge, take it out on me.
Very well.
Yell "I am a loser.
Please let me die." three times.
Then I shall kill you and leave this planet.
I swear on my name as king.
Keep your promise.
11th Day as a Hero:
I am a loser. Please let me die.
"I am a loser. Please let me die."
No!
No, don't say that!
You're a hero!
You're the only one who can save the world!
I'm a loser! Please let me die!
If you die, the world will really end!
You're the one who told me the story
about the hero beating the evil King!
Did you forget all that?
Wake up!
Father, stop!
Shut up, woman!
Shut up and die!